things heard at a high school girl’s tennis match
“out”
“…bitch”
“out”
“she has hecka attitude”
“out”
“are you sure that was out”
“noooooooooo”
“out.”
lol um about a month or so?
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i accidentally hit my cute coworker in the face with suitcase yesterday :c
- me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
- announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
retail! lmao i wouldn’t dress up for food.
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
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